We’re Going On A Job Hunt

 

We are going on a job hunt,
We’re going to find a good one.
What a daunting day.
We’re not prepared.

Woo-hoo! A job

A shiny, interesting job
We can’t ignore it, we can’t avoid it.
Oh no, we have to go and apply for it.

Waffle, waffly!
Waffle, waffly!
Waffle, waffly!

We are going on a job hunt,
We’re going to find a good one.
What a daunting day.
We’re not prepared.

Uh-uh! A deadline.

A very short deadline.
We can’t ignore it.
We can’t avoid it.
Oh no, we have to go and apply for it.

Arghhhhhh, errrghhh!
Arghhhhhh, errrghhh!
Arghhhhhh, errrghhh!

We are going on a job hunt,
We’re going to find a good one.
What a daunting day.
We’re not prepared.

Uh-uh! A form.
A rambling long computer form.
We can’t ignore it.
We can’t avoid it.
Oh no we have to go through with it.

Bumble, click!
Bumble, click!
Bumble click!

We are going on a job hunt,
We’re going to find a good one.
What a daunting day.
We’re not prepared.

Uh-uh! A mistake

A massive, horrendous mistake.
We can’t ignore it.
We can’t avoid it.
Oh no we have to go through with it.

Panic, delete!
Panic, delete!
Panic, delete!

We are going on a job hunt,
We’re going to find a good one.
What a daunting day.
We’re not prepared.

Uh-uh! An interview!

An actual, real-life interview!
We can’t ignore it.
We can’t avoid it.
Oh no we have to go through with it.

Messed it up!
Messed it up!
Messed it up!

We are going on a job hunt,
We’re going to find a good one.
What a daunting day.
We’re not prepared.

Uh-uh! A job offer!

A part-time and flexible job offer!
We can’t ignore it.
We can’t not take it.
Woo hoo, we’ve got to go through with it.

Cele-brate!
Cele-brate!
Cele-brate!

We’re not going on a job hunt,
We’ve finally found a good one.
What a beautiful day.
We’re not scared.

Uh-uh! It only pays £15k.

A measly, ridiculous £15k
We can’t ignore it, we can’t afford it.
We’ve got to go decline it.

Bloody hell!
Bloody hell!
Bloody hell!

….

We’ve got to go on a job hunt AGAIN!

 

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